Busan resident Choi Eunseok was officially inducted as the newest member of the black race in a ceremony which took place last Wednesday night. The induction was peformed by Randall Winston, the president of the Secret Global Order of Black People, the organization which oversees black membership and is also responsible for coming up with words like 'bougie' and 'twerk' and then keeping them secret from white people for as long as possible.
Says Winston, "Our membership is pretty low in Korea so I figured we should take in some new people. I mean, you could already mistake him for a black person, maybe, if you were kinda far away, and it was dark, and you had some kind of eye infection." Choi said that he was very pleased with his induction and was excited to meet a black person for the first time. "I was very nervous when he shook my hand. I was afraid I'd do it wrong." Choi also said that he was puzzled by the presence of a black man who was not accompanied by back-up dancers.