New Line of Drinking Wear Introduced

The Redface Drinking Gear serves all your boozing needs. We provide such products as:

Vomit-proof Hats
Hiking/Beating Sticks
A line of adult diapers called "English Gentleman's Surprise"
Backpacks big enough to hold the body of a small boy who had no business being on the road in the first place

The Redface – for when you're shitfaced.

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3 Responses to “New Line of Drinking Wear Introduced”

Swiss James Says:
May 18, 2006 at 8:44 pm | Reply
Ragging on the English again, when will you people realise your place in the world (just below the welsh)?
Dear Editor Billy B. Robertson Says:
May 19, 2006 at 10:30 am | Reply
What? I’m not Canadian!
Dear Editor Billy B. Robertson Says:
May 19, 2006 at 10:38 am | Reply
Also, I should note that the model in this ad was quite dedicated. Even after the photo shoot had finished, he continued modeling for several more hours, and believe he worked himself to the point of exhaustion because he was last seen sleeping atop a yogurt cart with his pants around his ankles.