
Housewife:
I’m going to show my husband how much I love him… with a huge sign that says, “I Don’t Love You.”

Room Salon Worker:
I’m going to have sex with somebody and not charge them money. The owner.

English Teacher:
Me and my girlfriend are going to take a cell phone picture where we wear matching T-shirts and stand beside each other with our hands over our heads so that it forms the shape of a heart. Then I’m going to perform self-immolation.

MTV Korea Programming Director:
I’m going to play more romantic ballads than usual. But first I need to invent a machine that adds more hours to the day.

University Student:
I’m going to wear my pinkest shirt. The one with the built-in bra.

High School Student:
I’m going buy a bunch of condoms because nothing gets the ladies wet like the horniest holiday on the calendar: Lunar New Year!
February 15, 2007 at 6:52 am |
Keep it up guys!
February 15, 2007 at 9:11 am |
Poor Ed Crudder….. Then I’m going to perform self-immolation. Great but wish there was more from ya!
February 15, 2007 at 5:11 pm |
I wish it could be Valentine’s day every day!
February 25, 2007 at 4:35 pm |
funny shit. thanks for the laugh…pinkest shirt…hehe
March 2, 2007 at 2:50 am |
What a great way to make a Valentines post! Good job, love especially your parody on the MTV Korea Programming Director
March 13, 2007 at 4:53 pm |
Damn, that English Teacher used to be my DOS.
March 18, 2007 at 11:29 pm |
I’ll give you 3RMB if you start updating this again.
March 23, 2007 at 3:19 pm |
why isnt there anything for march
March 27, 2007 at 11:07 pm |
Perhaps the monthly post is now bi-monthly?
Perhaps Lee Jun-Ki stories can resurface to amuse us w/ comments by pre-teen Filipinas during the wait?
March 28, 2007 at 4:05 pm |
It’s OK folks, I gave him a humour top-up, a new post will be along shortly
April 7, 2007 at 1:43 am |
swiss james has more funny bone is his ass.
November 29, 2007 at 2:16 am |
The English teacher is the late Brian Bent of San Diego, Ca., U.S.A. His Aussie partner-in-crime, Justin, told me in April, 2006 that Brian died in his sleep at the Happy Home Guest House near Taipei Station in Taiwan.
Gee, hope it was just a belated April Fool’s joke!!