Top-Ranking Parking Lot Adjosshis to Hold Summit Meeting
March 28, 2007
Kang Jaesu (in green) motions for a driver to turn the wheel counterclockwise
Some of South Korea’s highest-ranking parking lot adjosshis will hold a first-ever summit meeting in Seoul next Monday. Guests will include several 4-star Parking Lot Commanders responsible for an awesome arsenal of thousands of Hyundais, hundreds of Kias, and two BMWs.
Issues to Be Discussed:
Entertainment - 7 inch TV or 10 inch TV?
Fitness - Why 5′5″ is plenty tall for any man
Ass Scratching - Sideways or Up and Down?
Cap Dusting - Can you dust too much?
Ear Picking - Where do you wipe it?
Communicating with Foreigners - How to give detailed parking instructions by swinging your arms wildly and barking
Parking the Fancy Car out Front - Who wins between an Equus and an Opirus?
Automated Ticket Dispensers - Smarter, faster and they never sleep. How do we compete?
The Future - Glowing orange sticks like they use at the airport to become mandatory
Guest Speaker - Bill Cosby
