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Top-Ranking Parking Lot Adjosshis to Hold Summit Meeting

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Kang Jaesu (in green) motions for a driver to turn the wheel counterclockwise

Some of South Korea’s highest-ranking parking lot adjosshis will hold a first-ever summit meeting in Seoul next Monday. Guests will include several 4-star Parking Lot Commanders responsible for an awesome arsenal of thousands of Hyundais,  hundreds of Kias, and two BMWs.

Issues to Be Discussed:

Entertainment - 7 inch TV or 10 inch TV?

Fitness - Why 5′5″ is plenty tall for any man

Ass Scratching - Sideways or Up and Down?

Cap Dusting - Can you dust too much?

Ear Picking - Where do you wipe it?

Communicating with Foreigners - How to give detailed parking instructions by swinging your arms wildly and barking

Parking the Fancy Car out Front - Who wins between an Equus and an Opirus?

Automated Ticket Dispensers - Smarter, faster and they never sleep. How do we compete?

The Future - Glowing orange sticks like they use at the airport to become mandatory

Guest Speaker - Bill Cosby

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9 Responses to “Top-Ranking Parking Lot Adjosshis to Hold Summit Meeting”

  1. Billy B. Robertson HNIC Says:
    March 28, 2007 at 5:06 pm

    Yep, took a month and half to craft that gem.

  2. Bill Cosby Says:
    March 29, 2007 at 10:04 am

    Unfortunately, I probably won’t be able to make it. I’m neck-deep in a special project collaborating on a hilarious, ironic blog about mattresses in Texas. And then I’m going to visit a prostitute. Even though I secretly believe that all sex (not just prostitution) is dirty and shameful.

    PS Good to have you back at work, Billy.

  3. Qinella Says:
    March 29, 2007 at 10:29 pm

    oh my god man I busted a lung reading that headline..

  4. Idealjetsam Says:
    April 2, 2007 at 2:09 pm

    You will, of course, post the results of the conference as they come in. Sideways, or up and down–we need to know.

  5. Anonymous Says:
    April 5, 2007 at 10:27 am

    The headline and picture killed me.

    But why Bill Cosby?

  6. seouldout Says:
    April 6, 2007 at 12:18 am

    I love Nork hats. Halos. Pity they have almost no cars to guide.

  7. ingrid Says:
    July 28, 2007 at 12:46 am

    oh my God! my tummy aches from all the laughing! wow! who wrote this! very articulate!

  8. ingrid Says:
    July 28, 2007 at 12:48 am

    oh by the way! i’ll be waiting for the results okey?

  9. glenndale Says:
    October 31, 2007 at 10:20 am

    brilliant! my stomach hurts from laughing so much. great site.

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