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New Visa Rules for Foreigners
In an attempt to stop the influx of peyote-smoking, girl-stealing, grossly unqualified English teachers coming into the country, the Korean government has decided that from next year, all foreigners must be Korean.
- submitted by ‘Buttered Scones’

“Stop that man! He’s got my purse!”
Security rushed to the scene to apprehend a man from entering a Kangnam area banquet hall at the request of Ms. Jihyun Kwang (23). The request was made because Ms. Kwang was alarmed by the fact that man was carrying the same purse as her, a potentially embarrassing fashion faux-pas.

Summit Meeting Held to Discuss the Reunification of North and South Carolina
After 295 years of seperation, the two warring states have sent their highest diplomats, Jesse Helms (NC) and Strom Thurmond’s black daughter (SC), to discuss possible reunification. When they were split in 1712, no peace treaty was signed due to near total illiteracy that continues to this day.