Park Ji-sung’s Adult Acne Declared National Landmark



Korean World Cup Team soccer player Park Ji-sung's adult acne has been declared a national landmark by the Korean parliament, thereby allowing him to receive federal funds for creams, loofahs, and well-being tonics. The move is being roundly applauded by Korean graphic artists, who have collectively spent hundreds of hours airbrushing his acne out of advertising photos, but who are now no longer required to do so by law. This is the first time such an honor has been given to a soccer player since Ronaldinho's teeth were declared an emergency landing strip for Brazilian military aircraft.


28 Responses to “Park Ji-sung’s Adult Acne Declared National Landmark”

  1. Travolta Says:

    BAWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Another classic. You’re back man! Keep it up.

    That guy does have some serious acne and his face is so many ads I now want to punch him if i ever see him. I hope he breaks his ankles in the world cup and crys like a child screaming “I never really loved Korea! Damn you all you kimchi eating bastards!” Only then will Hwang Woo Sok’s legendary fall from grace be beaten. He’ll be welcomed as a hero by the Japanese.

  2. swissjames Says:

    Christ, that makes three football players you know now!

  3. Martin Says:


  4. Al Says:

    Did u reverse the picture of Ronaldinho? I notice the Nike Swoosh is the other way..

  5. Anonymous Says:


  6. zidane Says:

    tas is gay no1 else gets treatment from da government for acne except for this twatface tell him to stop masturbating n his spots will go away lil basher i bet he goes home everyday n jus wanks his face off n ten hes like y do i get spots
    dumbasss !

  7. Ice Says:

    bwahahahahhaaha!!!! good one!

  8. Vasya Says:

    Hi all

  9. Marcus Says:

    That joke has brightened up my day! I’m a huge football fan and love footie jokes! Combined with my researcg on acne its brought some light relief!


  10. Miyazu Says:

    Heeeeey…. I dun reallly get it, but hell…. its funny.

  11. VaLus Says:

    This is a big fat lie cos a goberment never investigate that kind of stuffs bastardsss

  12. Khhh Says:

    Are you people that jealous about him being famous? kkk… while you couch
    potatoes talk behind his back, he will laugh at you reading these comments.

    And Travolta you gotta be kidding me right? Racist in 20th century? huh…
    and lets see how good looking you are. I’m sure that you use myspace all day
    to find the girl with some other people s pics and names caz u r so ugly.

    well I really don’t want to be involved in you fools little girlly chats but, I’m
    just saying caz u all look foolish.

    Have a good one.

  13. Khhh Says:

    Actually Zidane is right thou it’s really not fair.

  14. John Yoon Says:


  15. KT Says:

    God I just happened to stumble this link via google… some of you guys have really set a new low… wouldn’t it be better to spend your time and energy in doing constructive things in life… but in order to do you must first have a life…

    Go thru the stuff you’ve written and if you still can’t see a problem then pls do the world some good and vanish, at least you can save some oxygen for the others…

    Have a good day…

  16. manutd4lyf Says:

    ahahaha that travolta fag….you’re such an asshole cunt you dont even know who that star is i bet you’re some nerd whos also korean who cannot admit hes a slenty eyed fuck thinkin hes some banana fuck

  17. -0-;;;; Says:

    I think he is very good player

  18. Wow Says:

    u guys have no fuckin life. all you fat ass nerds posing to be soccer fans laughing ur asses off reading this shit. please man get a life. if ur gonna make fun of someones face let it be yours. if ur so perfect put ur picture up there. i bet in less than 20 minutes someone will give u a nasty comment like you seserve. fatasss

  19. pete Says:

    He’ll shoot, he’ll score, he’ll eat your labrador! Park ji-sung, park ji-sung!

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  21. wow Says:

    you guys are definately stooping low for this.
    I would recommend everyone to look in the mirror before putting a post like this up.

  22. Drsnowmon Says:

    Park gets paid $100,000 from his club and for his endorsement on WEEKLY basis for those losers who wants to know how much he makes, nuff said bitches go get a life.

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  25. adam Says:

    i was on the net, looking for some football information. then i fall on this disgrace. making an article about a player’s physical aesthetics. just.. waw. Those men are working their asses hard on the field and bringing football fans joy and this is how you give them cedrit back. You are obvioulsy not a football fan. Go do a fashion article. What a loser.

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