What Do You Think?

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Newscaster To Wed Hyundai Heir

Newscaster No Hyunjung, host of the morning show Newsplaza, announced her engagement to Chung Daesun, grandson to the founder of Hyundai. What do you think?
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Ed Crudder
Drug Mule
“This will make masturbating to Newsplaza much more bittersweet.”
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Kim Jinhee
Restaurateur
“She’s gone from riding a Hyundai car to riding a Hyundai heir. Zing!”
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Lee Jangsoo
Amateur Surgeon
“This explains why Newsplaza’s top story today was entitled ‘I Hit the Fucking Jackpot’ and consisted of little more than Hyunjung pumping her fist in the air and making the cash register sound for 5 minutes.”

5 Responses to “What Do You Think?”

  1. f*cko Says:

    good to have you back.. how did you enjoy the lobotomy?

  2. Ji-young Says:

    Name is not that important though, she’s engaged to Chung ‘Dae-sun’, who is Chung Mongwoo’s son. Dae-sun is a grandson to the founder of Hyundai.

    I didn’t know she would follow the history of other female newscasters.

  3. Sparkles*_* Says:

    No Hyunjung doesn’t really do if for me in the looks department, but I’ll be damned if she doesn’t have one of the sexiest voices I’ve ever heard.

  4. Cockenstien Says:

    BWwaaahahahahhahahah! Awesome!!! You guys still have it! Rock on!

  5. Dear Editor Billy B. Robertson Says:

    “Name is not that important though, she’s engaged to Chung ‘Dae-sun’, who is Chung Mongwoo’s son. Dae-sun is a grandson to the founder of Hyundai.”

    Ah, true enough. I’ve made the appropriate edit. That’s the only time you’ll ever see a mistake in this blorg.

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