A panel of Korean middle schoolers has awarded Eric Lossenger (pictured above) with first prize in the annual Happy Dialcom Brad Pitt Look-alike Contest. Competition was tough, but Eric’s uncanny possession of two eyes and a nose made it tough to distinguish between him and the real actor. In his acceptance speech, Lossenger said, “Since coming to Korea, I get told that I look like Brad Pitt a lot. You hear that, Susan? Brad Pitt! Now who’s sorry for dumping me?” Ed Crudder came in second place, and Darryl Ledgers, a black contestant, was given honorable mention for bearing a remarkable resemblance to Will Smith, Wesley Snipes, Chris Tucker, and Phylicia Rashad.