From the Subscribers-only Edition

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Because it’s easier than writing full articles.

‘The Amazing Race’ Receives Poor TV Ratings
Koreans disappointed to find that the race in question is not them.

Area Man’s Beer Gut Finally Gets the Recognition It So Richly Deserves
Since coming to Korea, 34-year-old Dave Koffler’s protruding midsection is pleased to find itself the subject of breathless verbal commentary by local citizens.

VANK Requests That Annihilated Korean Peninsula be Known as the ‘East Sea of Fire’
VANK (Volunteer Agency Network of Korea) has begun to take preemptive steps to ensure that if the Korean Peninsula is set ablaze by nuclear blasts, it will be known as the ‘East Sea of Fire’ rather than the ‘Japanese Sea of Fire’.

17 Responses to “From the Subscribers-only Edition”

  1. White Tommy Says:

    Story idea #1 is brilliant! The truth stings like MF, don’t it!

  2. Alain Says:

    …laughing my ass off about #3…

    Keep it up!

  3. Jen Says:

    “the amazing race” made me snort rice out my nose!

  4. feralcow Says:

    If you had not put rice into your nose, you would not have had it come out!

  5. Hey what? Says:

    WTF? What happened to all the Lee Jun Ki articles and comments?

    That was high-art, seriously…… where they go?

  6. coleman Says:

    Hey What: “WTF? What happened to all the Lee Jun Ki articles and comments?
    That was high-art, seriously…… where they go? ”

    Coz Theyangpa is dedicated to write 100% true articles and Lee Jun Ki articles have been subjected to never ending debate, the author has decided to pullout the articles in question until he has confirmed that Lee Jun Ki is indeed a transvestite. As of this writing the author is currently sorting the garbage from Lee Jun Ki to find supporting evidences.

  7. coleman Says:

    Jen: ““the amazing race” made me snort rice out my nose! ”

    If the rice comes out white you can put it back, but if it comes out green ….. ya better start picking….

  8. zakzak Says:

    This site is a brilliant idea. Rather than sitting around bitching about Korea in bars, why not write something witty to help others laugh and get some of the frustration out as well. On behalf of a shit load of us in this area… thanks… keep it coming.

    Cheers

  9. NAT Says:

    yeah that’s a great idea. And while your at it why dont you start a YANGPA NUTHUGGERS CLUB to complement the site as well!

  10. White Tommy Says:

    The Yangpa Kicks Ass but could not have ever made up something this classic. (Sorry to bring up the Philippine thing againi too but…..)

    http://www.manilastandardtoday.com/?page=news5_nov2_2006

  11. NAT Says:

    “The Yangpa Kicks Ass but could not have ever made up something this classic. (Sorry to bring up the Philippine thing againi too but…..)

    http://www.manilastandardtoday.com/?page=news5_nov2_2006

    BWAHAHAHAHA! Extremely funny!

  12. White Tommy Says:

    The Amazing Race…….. Amazingly Gullible!

  13. woosh Says:

    wow.
    I can see it coming already: “Area businessman trades Gangnam property deeds for a used q-tip and six soybean seeds”

  14. swiss james Says:

    I liked the bits that made me laugh, they were great!

    Are you back on the booze yet?

  15. Sam Says:

    Out of Material?

  16. seouldout Says:

    Over two weeks w/o an update; you on holiday?

  17. billybrobby? Says:

    A piece of reality must have interrupted billbrobby’s weblife.

    Hope it was something good, like a vacation in Fiji or summat.

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