Researcher Kang Hyungjoon scolds Embryo 708-J for sloppy fingering
The world’s tiniest violin, a long-time staple of sarcastic sympathizers everywhere, has actually been created by scientists at Seoul National University and is being used to provide violin instruction to newly created fetuses. Says lead scientist Kang Hyungjoon, “We have a created a new process where we extract a fertilized embryo from a woman, put it in a test tube, and then use nanotechnology to teach it how to play first position and so on. It’s an exciting breakthrough. The world sorely needs another Asian kid who can play violin.” This new technique is part of a range of prenatal education techniques that Korean parents have begun employing to give their children a head start in an intensely competitive society. Other techniques include eating foods that are thought to help with brain development, reading books to the unborn baby, and hiring a white guy to come shout English lessons up the woman’s vagina.
April 5, 2007 at 4:07 pm |
OK, that’s enough posts for the next 2 months.
April 5, 2007 at 5:11 pm |
If I had a nickel for every “english lesson” that ended with my face in a vagina. . . well hell, where do you get a gig like that anyway, I need some nickels.
April 6, 2007 at 12:07 am |
vagalinist, the name…the comment…you are my hero for 6 April 2007.
April 6, 2007 at 2:56 am |
HA!!!! A big “HA” jumped up out of my mouth with that last line! Excellent!
April 6, 2007 at 4:04 pm |
I’m humbled, I’ve never been a hero before. Let it be proclaimed; April 6 shall be known as “Vagalinist Day.” Let birth canals ring throughout the land with sweet, sweet music.
April 6, 2007 at 6:50 pm |
Yes, my think is: Bravo your Vagalinist.
April 6, 2007 at 10:39 pm |
“Let it be proclaimed; April 6 shall be known as “Vagalinist Day.”” I’m proclaiming it up a vagina right now. What an echo!
I read it again and a big “HA” jumped out of my mouth. And into the vagina.
April 7, 2007 at 1:42 am |
you suck cock. You are not funny and another thin-skinned canadian engrish teacher that is a burger fliper in newfoundland. …. haha.. funny huh.. but you will delete this comment.. cockfag.
April 7, 2007 at 3:47 am |
“cockfag?” HA!
April 7, 2007 at 3:49 am |
(“HA’s” be jumping out of my mouth all over the place!)
April 7, 2007 at 6:23 am |
Overunder would be hero #2.
April 7, 2007 at 10:19 am |
Yes, overunder, producing co2 so that plants can breathe.
My hero.
April 8, 2007 at 3:23 am |
Newfies have flipped a lot of Korean burgers too, Overunder. Just ask all the Korean gals who’ve followed their cock fags back there.
You’re just blowing yellow dust out your Mongolian bumspot.
April 8, 2007 at 9:11 am |
This new technology is only going to work up until the first baby is born with a violin embedded in its skull of course.
August 2, 2007 at 4:47 pm |
overunder inadvertantly exemplifies the basis for The Yongpa’s wild success… hm, it seems that fate is not without irony
March 17, 2008 at 10:59 pm |
BITCH ASS HOES! SUCK MY 2 yd. LONG COCK U HOES
March 17, 2008 at 11:00 pm |
Killr is clearly the real “hoe”