DID YOU KNOW — Seoul’s mobile plastic surgery advertisements have seats inside them, and you can use them to ride from place to place?
Mobile plastic surgery advertisements are a constant presence on the roads of Seoul. They’re a great way to stay informed about the latest eyelid trends, compare surgery techniques, and keep a lid on square-jawed girls’ self-esteem. But did you know they also perform a socially beneficial function that even the already-beautiful can use? That’s right! You can use them as a form of public transportation.
Here’s How It Works:
- In Korean, a mobile plastic surgery ad is called a BUS.
- You can ride a BUS by finding a BUS STOP by one of Seoul’s many brothel advertisement card receptacles (ROADS).
- Seoul’s BUSES are driven by physically perfect, kind-hearted DRIVERS who have already benefited from Korea’s best plastic surgery techniques and want to help others.
Try riding a BUS today.
February 1, 2012 at 4:47 pm |
Unlike many other expats, Korean culture is only a mild itching powder on Billy Robertson. I’m glad the particles have enough accumulated to force him into writing more of these.
February 1, 2012 at 10:39 pm |
Welcome back?
February 27, 2012 at 11:13 pm |
Can it be? Is Billy B back?
Please let this be the first post in the long awaited return of the best Korea writer on the net. Fereals.
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March 2, 2012 at 6:40 pm |
Sweet, welcome back!
March 12, 2012 at 3:10 pm |
Let me tell you another thing about these buses, and websites that write about them. They took me for a ride. All the way to Thwarted Expectations – ville.
i.e. please write more posts
March 22, 2012 at 11:26 am |
what a taste! more to come?
March 23, 2012 at 10:56 am |
I’m beginning to think this blog isn’t a serious examination of North-South relations. Although I think it might help me figure out where to get a Korean girlfriend. :p
April 3, 2012 at 3:42 pm |
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