Korean World Cup Team soccer player Park Ji-sung's adult acne has been declared a national landmark by the Korean parliament, thereby allowing him to receive federal funds for creams, loofahs, and well-being tonics. The move is being roundly applauded by Korean graphic artists, who have collectively spent hundreds of hours airbrushing his acne out of advertising photos, but who are now no longer required to do so by law. This is the first time such an honor has been given to a soccer player since Ronaldinho's teeth were declared an emergency landing strip for Brazilian military aircraft.
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June 6, 2006 at 11:23 am |
BAWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Another classic. You’re back man! Keep it up.
That guy does have some serious acne and his face is so many ads I now want to punch him if i ever see him. I hope he breaks his ankles in the world cup and crys like a child screaming “I never really loved Korea! Damn you all you kimchi eating bastards!” Only then will Hwang Woo Sok’s legendary fall from grace be beaten. He’ll be welcomed as a hero by the Japanese.
June 13, 2006 at 8:26 pm |
Christ, that makes three football players you know now!
June 14, 2006 at 2:50 am |
twat
June 27, 2006 at 10:20 am |
Did u reverse the picture of Ronaldinho? I notice the Nike Swoosh is the other way..
July 4, 2006 at 1:10 am |
biiiiiittttttttttcccccccchhhhhhhhhh
November 11, 2006 at 4:42 am |
tas is gay no1 else gets treatment from da government for acne except for this twatface tell him to stop masturbating n his spots will go away lil basher i bet he goes home everyday n jus wanks his face off n ten hes like y do i get spots
dumbasss !
January 2, 2007 at 12:29 pm |
bwahahahahhaaha!!!! good one!
February 24, 2007 at 8:16 pm |
Hi all
April 26, 2007 at 9:48 pm |
That joke has brightened up my day! I’m a huge football fan and love footie jokes! Combined with my researcg on acne its brought some light relief!
Marcus
May 4, 2007 at 9:57 pm |
Heeeeey…. I dun reallly get it, but hell…. its funny.
July 24, 2007 at 4:37 am |
This is a big fat lie cos a goberment never investigate that kind of stuffs bastardsss
August 27, 2007 at 1:36 pm |
Are you people that jealous about him being famous? kkk… while you couch
potatoes talk behind his back, he will laugh at you reading these comments.
And Travolta you gotta be kidding me right? Racist in 20th century? huh…
and lets see how good looking you are. I’m sure that you use myspace all day
to find the girl with some other people s pics and names caz u r so ugly.
well I really don’t want to be involved in you fools little girlly chats but, I’m
just saying caz u all look foolish.
Have a good one.
August 27, 2007 at 1:38 pm |
Actually Zidane is right thou it’s really not fair.
September 2, 2007 at 9:21 am |
FUCK UR MOMS ASS
October 5, 2007 at 11:08 am |
God I just happened to stumble this link via google… some of you guys have really set a new low… wouldn’t it be better to spend your time and energy in doing constructive things in life… but in order to do you must first have a life…
Go thru the stuff you’ve written and if you still can’t see a problem then pls do the world some good and vanish, at least you can save some oxygen for the others…
Have a good day…
October 22, 2007 at 4:35 pm |
ahahaha that travolta fag….you’re such an asshole cunt you dont even know who that star is i bet you’re some nerd whos also korean who cannot admit hes a slenty eyed fuck thinkin hes some banana fuck
November 5, 2007 at 10:12 am |
I think he is very good player
January 31, 2008 at 6:57 am |
u guys have no fuckin life. all you fat ass nerds posing to be soccer fans laughing ur asses off reading this shit. please man get a life. if ur gonna make fun of someones face let it be yours. if ur so perfect put ur picture up there. i bet in less than 20 minutes someone will give u a nasty comment like you seserve. fatasss
January 31, 2008 at 6:31 pm |
He’ll shoot, he’ll score, he’ll eat your labrador! Park ji-sung, park ji-sung!
June 24, 2009 at 12:42 pm |
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August 5, 2009 at 3:34 pm |
you guys are definately stooping low for this.
I would recommend everyone to look in the mirror before putting a post like this up.
March 23, 2010 at 9:28 am |
Park gets paid $100,000 from his club and for his endorsement on WEEKLY basis for those losers who wants to know how much he makes, nuff said bitches go get a life.
October 18, 2010 at 12:25 pm |
This is great. Good content!
October 16, 2011 at 5:29 pm |
how ot get rid of pimples…
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July 26, 2012 at 12:53 pm |
i was on the net, looking for some football information. then i fall on this disgrace. making an article about a player’s physical aesthetics. just.. waw. Those men are working their asses hard on the field and bringing football fans joy and this is how you give them cedrit back. You are obvioulsy not a football fan. Go do a fashion article. What a loser.
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