Brad Pitt Look-alike Contest Winner Announced

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The Winner

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Runners Up

A panel of Korean middle schoolers has awarded Eric Lossenger (pictured above) with first prize in the annual Happy Dialcom Brad Pitt Look-alike Contest. Competition was tough, but Eric’s uncanny possession of two eyes and a nose made it tough to distinguish between him and the real actor. In his acceptance speech, Lossenger said, “Since coming to Korea, I get told that I look like Brad Pitt a lot. You hear that, Susan? Brad Pitt! Now who’s sorry for dumping me?” Ed Crudder came in second place, and Darryl Ledgers, a black contestant, was given honorable mention for bearing a remarkable resemblance to Will Smith, Wesley Snipes, Chris Tucker, and Phylicia Rashad.

46 Responses to “Brad Pitt Look-alike Contest Winner Announced”

  1. formerhagwonite Says:

    This took a sec; but freakin’ hilarious…when i was teaching out there, I kept getting the “do you know britney?” question, just cuz was from the states…

  2. Mith Says:

    Well, _do_ you know Britney then? I know you’re from the States now so let’s hear it.

  3. sungwon Says:

    Crap! I thought maybe I still had a chance this year, but now that my hair has grown out, I get Kenny G, that guy from Korn or Renegade a lot more often than Tom Cruise or B. Pitt. Kenny G is the worst, though. 😦

  4. camel Says:

    awesome….you guys/s have a great sense of humor…keep up the good work.

  5. Cockenstien Says:

    Bwahahaha, nice work. Keep the posts coming man. This stuff makes my day!

  6. arick Says:

    No idea such a contest existed… it’s actually rather sad.

  7. camel Says:

    Will you all please die? No! NOW DIE ALL

  8. yucca Says:

    i was once told that i looked like dylan – i had to take offence, you will understand…

  9. inadvertentgardener Says:

    This made me chuckle…great stuff. Once, in 8th grade, a guy in my homeroom told me I strongly resembled Heather Locklear.

    I do not. At all. Not in the slightest. Didn’t back then, either. In fact, maybe looked even less like Heather Locklear than I do now.

    He was no Richie Sambora, either.

    Genie
    The Inadvertent Gardener

  10. swiss james Says:

    I’m with cockenstein on this one

  11. Dear Editor Billy B. Robertson Says:

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  12. swiss james Says:

    well, either him or Frankenballs

  13. daphne Says:

    “well, either him or Frankenballs”

    ahh, the two wits of korea, past and present…. so bb, how do you come back to that one?

  14. swiss james Says:

    oh you should hear us over a couple of beers, it’s a yukfest.

  15. han Says:

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  17. Mark Says:

    Rofl!

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  19. reb Says:

    this article made me laugh…what great sense of humor…bring on more articles…it’s refreshing…thanks

  20. rawiri Says:

    The winner was on the same public school orientation course as me.

    Wow, if only i’d know then.

  21. loop Says:

    The winner looks more like Chris Isaak to me. Of course a bunch of Korean middle schoolers wouldn’t have any idea who Chris Isaak is.

  22. loop Says:

    If western men all look like Brad Pitt, who do all western women resemble?

  23. judgemental Says:

    so…? when Koreans go to America. we get the same reaction..

    they think we all look alike..
    to be honest to Koreans all the western people look alike as well!

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  37. H Says:

    hahahahahaha this is hilarious! Along the same track, I get “You look like Ono Yoko” or “You look like Lucy Liu” a lot. If I were a guy, they’d be saying: “Hey look, it’s Jacky Chan!” Oh, sometimes I also get: “Do you know Mr. Kim?” Fuck yeah I do. Which one? lol.

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