Kang Jaesu (in green) motions for a driver to turn the wheel counterclockwise
Some of South Korea’s highest-ranking parking lot adjosshis will hold a first-ever summit meeting in Seoul next Monday. Guests will include several 4-star Parking Lot Commanders responsible for an awesome arsenal of thousands of Hyundais, hundreds of Kias, and two BMWs.
Issues to Be Discussed:
Entertainment – 7 inch TV or 10 inch TV?
Fitness – Why 5’5″ is plenty tall for any man
Ass Scratching – Sideways or Up and Down?
Cap Dusting – Can you dust too much?
Ear Picking – Where do you wipe it?
Communicating with Foreigners – How to give detailed parking instructions by swinging your arms wildly and barking
Parking the Fancy Car out Front – Who wins between an Equus and an Opirus?
Automated Ticket Dispensers – Smarter, faster and they never sleep. How do we compete?
The Future – Glowing orange sticks like they use at the airport to become mandatory
Guest Speaker – Bill Cosby
the YANGPA 
March 28, 2007 at 5:06 pm |
Yep, took a month and half to craft that gem.
March 29, 2007 at 10:04 am |
Unfortunately, I probably won’t be able to make it. I’m neck-deep in a special project collaborating on a hilarious, ironic blog about mattresses in Texas. And then I’m going to visit a prostitute. Even though I secretly believe that all sex (not just prostitution) is dirty and shameful.
PS Good to have you back at work, Billy.
March 29, 2007 at 10:29 pm |
oh my god man I busted a lung reading that headline..
April 2, 2007 at 2:09 pm |
You will, of course, post the results of the conference as they come in. Sideways, or up and down–we need to know.
April 5, 2007 at 10:27 am |
The headline and picture killed me.
But why Bill Cosby?
April 6, 2007 at 12:18 am |
I love Nork hats. Halos. Pity they have almost no cars to guide.
July 28, 2007 at 12:46 am |
oh my God! my tummy aches from all the laughing! wow! who wrote this! very articulate!
July 28, 2007 at 12:48 am |
oh by the way! i’ll be waiting for the results okey?
October 31, 2007 at 10:20 am |
brilliant! my stomach hurts from laughing so much. great site.
May 6, 2009 at 10:19 am |
Hi Yangpa,
Nam June Paik Art Center is organizing a Blogger’s Meeting on May 9th and we would like to invite you. Please forward me your email address so that I can send you the invitation.
http://www.njpartcenter.kr
I hope you will be able to join us on Saturday.