From the Subscribers-only Edition (again)

Yanga Editor Billy B. Robertson crawls out of the bottle long enough to make an update.

Korea’s First Gendered Pop Star Releases Album
Lee Chanwoo will be releasing a new album as Korea’s first male gender pop star. In a shocking divergence from the norms of Korean pop talent, Lee actually exhibits recognizable secondary sexual characteristics such as facial hair, broad shoulders, and a lack of a hot pink scarf.

World’s Largest Adjosshi Found in Gwangju
The largest adjosshi specimen ever recorded was found in the area outside Gwangju city. It stands a towering 5’9″ and weighs in at over 140 pounds.

Korean Exercise Machines Linked to Absolutely Fuck-All
According to a new study, the vibrating exercise machines which are so popular on Korean home shopping networks have been linked to marked rise in sweet fuck-all. Other effects of the machines include absolutely nothing, kidding of oneself, and diddley-fucking-squat.