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Did You Know?

January 31, 2012

DID YOU KNOW —┬áSeoul’s mobile plastic surgery advertisements have seats inside them, and you can use them to ride from place to place?

Mobile plastic surgery advertisements are a constant presence on the roads of Seoul. They’re a great way to stay informed about the latest eyelid trends, compare surgery techniques, and keep a lid on square-jawed girls’ self-esteem. But did you know they also perform a socially beneficial function that even the already-beautiful can use? That’s right! You can use them as a form of public transportation.

Here’s How It Works:

  • In Korean, a mobile plastic surgery ad is called a BUS.
  • You can ride a BUS by finding a BUS STOP by one of Seoul’s many brothel advertisement card receptacles (ROADS).
  • Seoul’s BUSES are driven by physically perfect, kind-hearted DRIVERS who have already benefited from Korea’s best plastic surgery techniques and want to help others.

Try riding a BUS today.