Archive for February, 2007

What are YOU doing on Valentine’s Day?

February 14, 2007

I’m going to show my husband how much I love him… with a huge sign that says, “I Don’t Love You.”

Room Salon Worker:

I’m going to have sex with somebody and not charge them money. The owner.

English Teacher:

Me and my girlfriend are going to take a cell phone picture where we wear matching T-shirts and stand beside each other with our hands over our heads so that it forms the shape of a heart. Then I’m going to perform self-immolation.

MTV Korea Programming Director:
I’m going to play more romantic ballads than usual. But first I need to invent a machine that adds more hours to the day.

University Student:
I’m going to wear my pinkest shirt. The one with the built-in bra.

High School Student:
I’m going buy a bunch of condoms because nothing gets the ladies wet like the horniest holiday on the calendar: Lunar New Year!