Archive for March, 2007

Top-Ranking Parking Lot Adjosshis to Hold Summit Meeting

March 28, 2007

Kang Jaesu (in green) motions for a driver to turn the wheel counterclockwise

Some of South Korea’s highest-ranking parking lot adjosshis will hold a first-ever summit meeting in Seoul next Monday. Guests will include several 4-star Parking Lot Commanders responsible for an awesome arsenal of thousands of Hyundais,  hundreds of Kias, and two BMWs.

Issues to Be Discussed:

Entertainment – 7 inch TV or 10 inch TV?

Fitness – Why 5’5″ is plenty tall for any man

Ass Scratching – Sideways or Up and Down?

Cap Dusting – Can you dust too much?

Ear Picking – Where do you wipe it?

Communicating with Foreigners – How to give detailed parking instructions by swinging your arms wildly and barking

Parking the Fancy Car out Front – Who wins between an Equus and an Opirus?

Automated Ticket Dispensers – Smarter, faster and they never sleep. How do we compete?

The Future – Glowing orange sticks like they use at the airport to become mandatory

Guest Speaker – Bill Cosby