Kang Jaesu (in green) motions for a driver to turn the wheel counterclockwise
Some of South Korea’s highest-ranking parking lot adjosshis will hold a first-ever summit meeting in Seoul next Monday. Guests will include several 4-star Parking Lot Commanders responsible for an awesome arsenal of thousands of Hyundais, hundreds of Kias, and two BMWs.
Issues to Be Discussed:
Entertainment – 7 inch TV or 10 inch TV?
Fitness – Why 5’5″ is plenty tall for any man
Ass Scratching – Sideways or Up and Down?
Cap Dusting – Can you dust too much?
Ear Picking – Where do you wipe it?
Communicating with Foreigners – How to give detailed parking instructions by swinging your arms wildly and barking
Parking the Fancy Car out Front – Who wins between an Equus and an Opirus?
Automated Ticket Dispensers – Smarter, faster and they never sleep. How do we compete?
The Future – Glowing orange sticks like they use at the airport to become mandatory
Guest Speaker – Bill Cosby
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